Bonus Spam Filter Poetry

I going through the weekend's Junk Mail Digests, I came up with two more haikus that were too good to pass up:

Think it's cool? Or not?
Own your own online pet store!
Timepieces online

FYI: WRITE BACK
You deserve this spa weekend
Russian dating site

A to-do list comes from the junk mail

The randomness of the Junk Mail Digest offers up a kind of to-do list for the last day of August:

Update your account
Satisfy your lover
Try our Trials Today

A timely entry today

Time to check it out
rolex is a lifestyle
you don't have to pay

Yesterday, I googled spam filter poetry. Turns out I'm not the only person you thought of this. I'm both relieved and disappointed.

Random poetry in my Junk Mail Digest

For years it has come into my inbox uninvited. The male enhancement products, the replica watches, the online degrees, the offers of "friendship" and low-cost loans. I began noticing the randomness of the subject lines, and earlier this summer, decided to write haiku from them. Every morning I eagerly peruse my Junk Mail Digest for haiku worthy subject lines. Here's today's entry:

Work with us! Earn more!
Become the talk of the town
Win in Fiesta

I should note that all spelling, punctuation and grammar are original to the spam. As I told someone this morning: I love it when they come pre-punctuated.

I'll post some of my favorites later. See what poetry you can find.