Catching up!

Lot's of haikus have gone un-posted. Please enjoy!

Let passion be strong
Make your private part solid
Potion of lechers

User anne Alert
ATTENTION MY PHONE NUMBER
Resolve the problem

We will call you back
Turn'd to tower'd Camelot
Crap, I can't call you

(That one is one of my favorites!)

Choose the needed field
Business proposal, call me
Junior J. Swasey

But you - do not tell
Your happiness is now free
But my life is just

(Another favorite!)

NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU
was astonished whenever
Just a reminder ...

One of the greatest
Huge Bargain with Dish Network
believe business seems

URGENT ASSISTANCE
Outreach for America
For more joyous nights

And finally:

Open positions
BUSINESS CONSIDERATION
RE: Letter to you

A self-help haiku

Change your life today
I will be glad to answer
Get yourself in shape

Excite your pistol, test your knowledge

The spam gods were good to me today:

GOOD DAY SIR/MADAM
Enlarge your male dignity
Excite your pistol

And here's another, more nonsensical one:

Test your sports knowledge
do not regret on the past
I get is the theft

Worth the wait!

I'm back after a few days off the blog. I hope this one is worth the wait:

Very-very Magic Stick
Firminator for your rod
I'm a free woman