It's all about communications today

I want to write you
Swedish families revealed
Our mutual friend

A new achievement: Spam Sonnet!

I did it! I have created a spam sonnet. I think Shakespeare would be proud -- and amazed. It has taken weeks to amass 10-syllable subject lines that (sort of) rhyme. Enjoy:

Save $115 on 12 world-class wines
join the club of internet wealthy
Get Your Bachelor's Degree Online
Snuggie TM for Dogs- Buy 1 Get 1 Free

Your decent watch will upgrade your status
Bachelors, Masters or Doctorate degree
56% Off By CheapC'alis
Get that weight off immediately

Hit of the cholesterol lowering
Dont Just Survive Divorce Have Fun with it
Mega Secrets Of Super Sensual Love Making
Look slim and hot thanks to Acai Elite

You could be on top in bedroom again?
BPO Resources Introduction


Not to slight the regular spam haiku from Monday and today. In fact, today's contains a particularly awesome gift from the spam gods:

From Monday:

Give her your manhood!
How to learn speedy typing
Status you received

Med$ 4Free_Samples
A lot of disco+ c'mon
Night races tonight

From today:

Power up main muscle
Automatic butt-wiper
It was good, had fun

Hey, what do you suppose Shakespeare's Twitter name would be? BillTheBard?

Maybe a meteorological theme?

One a rainy Friday, with cooler weather on the way, these two seem appropriate:

Dip your stick deeper
It's cold, don't keep me waiting
Great your universe!

SUSPECT: COMPLIMENT ..............
Best Water on the Planet
I just went online

Career advice?

Contact our office
Get more money for less work
Be our guitarist

Two haikus from spam too good not to use

Do your gf right
New Soprano episode
Nothing heals better

Can you fix PCs
Comp'lete formul+a for men
We will call you back

For me, it is the spelling that is so compelling.

A telecommunications haiku

Today's theme turn out to be telecommunications:

Free TV and more
Museum of Internet
Message informer

I like to think that my haikus are, themselves, little museums of the internet.

Two haikus for a Monday

Amazing offers
win Today, win Tomorrow
Know accountant's mail?

Your caplet - your force
Where Obama bullshit us
Sound illusions! New!

I think this marks the first time Obama has made an appearance in the Spam Filter Haiku!

Healthcare spam

Term life NO Exam
Infection attacks! Fight back!
A couple pictures

What will the mystery shopper find?

She'll love the new growth
Mystery Shopper needed
Free trial Acai Burn

Plus a bonus -- which makes no sense! (And has wonderful spelling.)

xmas is comming
Get HOT Ringtones for your cell
rekama E-MAIL

Financial advice

Sell your timeshare now
How safe is your family?
Get a required degree

I don't usually plan a theme for the haiku, but more often then not, one emerges from the randomness of the spam.

Important lesson

Samples free of charge
Important lesson. Don't miss
Extend your male might

In the Junk Mail Digest, I only see the subject lines, though sometimes a part of me wishes I could click through and find out why "Don't miss" is such an important lesson. Though, I can imagine that it would be in artillery training, or brain surgery.

Healthcare-themed spam haiku

Key for fast access
Heel-tastic - Buy 1 Get 1
Treats blood pressure right!

Don't let Monday get you down. Have a heel-tastic day.

A bounty of spam from the Junk Mail Digest!

Bump her all the time
Potion for perfect bouncing
Sharpen your love-blade

Nothing heals better
Don't waste time i'm waiting you
You are on youtube

So much good stuff this morning I had to write two haikus!

Sometimes a line is too good not to use

Vegas casino
Sleep peacefully with SnoreEzzz
a legended tomb

I don't really know what the last line means, but I love SnoreEzzz! And, after a poor night's sleep last night, maybe that's what's on my mind. Zzzz.

First sign of the impending holidays

Our casino game
I found different approach
xmas is right here

I love it when the spammers get in the holiday spirit!

Two haikus from the long weekend's spam

Lots of spam to go through after the long weekend. The junk mail doesn't stop for a holiday. Here are two haikus from Saturday's and Sunday's Junk Mail Digests. (One of them is rated PG-13!)

Now you can earn more
Reveal your full male power
Exotic beauties

New cash for old cars
Don't. Read this shocking report
Now you will earn more

The best of the spam -- in one haiku

Today's poem encapsulates the three most common themes in my Junk Mail Digest:

Growt_h siz.e you desire
Know my MSN account?
Cartier watches

Positive affirmation from the spam

The Junk Mail Digest dishes up some "power of positive thinking" this morning.

It's All About You
Don?t be sitting on your butt!
via mail or what?

Cause and effect?

Today's haiku offers a cautionary tale, perhaps ...

Watch our drunk party
Representatives Wanted
FROM THE HOSPITAL

Random goodness

Free Trial Acai Burn
Amazing quit smoking aid
Super wallpaper

Sometimes the Junk Mail Digest offers randomness. Happy September!