A new achievement: Spam Sonnet!

I did it! I have created a spam sonnet. I think Shakespeare would be proud -- and amazed. It has taken weeks to amass 10-syllable subject lines that (sort of) rhyme. Enjoy:

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Get Your Bachelor's Degree Online
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Your decent watch will upgrade your status
Bachelors, Masters or Doctorate degree
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Get that weight off immediately

Hit of the cholesterol lowering
Dont Just Survive Divorce Have Fun with it
Mega Secrets Of Super Sensual Love Making
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You could be on top in bedroom again?
BPO Resources Introduction


Not to slight the regular spam haiku from Monday and today. In fact, today's contains a particularly awesome gift from the spam gods:

From Monday:

Give her your manhood!
How to learn speedy typing
Status you received

Med$ 4Free_Samples
A lot of disco+ c'mon
Night races tonight

From today:

Power up main muscle
Automatic butt-wiper
It was good, had fun

Hey, what do you suppose Shakespeare's Twitter name would be? BillTheBard?